Life According To A Ranch Kid: Randomness.

Friday, September 14, 2007

Randomness.

Everybody hears those weird phrases every now and then that make your jaw drop and cause you to squeak, "WHAT?" You know, the stuff that is totally out of the ordinary that you always end up laughing about. For people with little kids it's stuff like, "Don't put chocolate milk down your pants," or "Don't lock your baby brother in the cupboard," or "Why are you throwing macaroni and cheese at the ceiling?" You know- that kind of stuff. Well we have our own weird phrases, or atleast I do...

The nuts are bloody. Nobody freak out- the almond isn't leaking blood. Living on a ranch, we eat something sometimes known as "Rocky Mountain Oysters" or "Calf Fries". Basically, they are the nuts from a calf. Oh, and if you're from the PETA or something like that, you might as well abandon this blog right now. Back on subject- it's not as gross as so many people think. It doesn't touch anything gross, it's just MEAT. Think of them as... chicken nuggets! Like what you get from McDonald's. I mean, you eat meat that comes from a cow's butt, right? The "haunches" aka butt. This is no different- it touches nothing nasty, just like haunch meat doesn't, it's just around that area. So we were eating some calf fries one time and they weren't cooked all the way through and somebody mentioned they were bloody. However, upon reading that, it must have given a few of you a bit of confusion...

He pooped on my plate! Like the above phrase, this is not what it sounds like. I was unloading dishes one day and this furry little happy-go-lucky moth flew over my plate and dropped a little something on it. Totally gross. Ugh. Made Mom laugh though...

Sorry! I didn't mean to Scrubbing Bubble you! Okay, so this is what it sounds like. I was taking the bottle of Scrubbing Bubbles over to the bunkhouse (we were cleaning it this morning) and it was kind of fizzing out of the spray-thingy-majiggaly-bob. So I kind of knocked it on the fence but that didn't work so I sprayed it... And I accidentally Scrubbing Bubbled the kitty. Ooops. Now she's lemon fresh!

That's about all I can come up with right now. I subjected you to that totally pointless entry because I really have nothing more to say. I'm kind of running dry of subjects right now... Hmmm...

Oh wait, weird thought! Just popped into my head! Aren't you lucky?

Sara and I have been having difficulties texting lately. Her phone isn't recieving messages until anywhere from 10 minutes to 2 hours after I send them. I have perfect service, and she has okay service, but it shouldn't be that late. Mom said that there are lots of other electric waves and stuff going through the air.

Oh, yeah. So my message is just flying through the air on it's way to Sara's when whoops! it bumps into Sender: Jean / To: Carl. And they get to chatting, since they're old friends and all.

My Message: Oh, hi, Jean to Carl!
Other Message: Caitlin to Sara! Nice to see you again. What's been going on?
My Message: Oh, Caitlin has been using me so hard. I'm constantly carrying messages.
Other Message: I know the feeling! What have you got in there?
My Message: Ummm... It says "So when r u leaving 4 church?" How about yours?
Other Message: "Did u ever get that report finished?"
My Message: Ah. These people, they are texting nonstop...

Yeah, so maybe that explains like a 5 minute delay. But what about an hour? How do you explain that? Oh, wait. Maybe I know.

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Maybe they went to have coffee. =P

2 comments:

Sara said...: Oh caitlin... you do make me laugh.; September 14, 2007 at 9:51 AM
Ranch Kiddo said...: Well I'm glad I'm here for your amusement. =D; September 19, 2007 at 9:08 PM

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But He said to me, "My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness." Therefore I will boast all the more gladly about my weaknesses, so that Christ's power may rest on me. That is why, for Christ's sake, I delight in weaknesses, in insults, in hardships, in persecutions, in difficulties. For when I am weak, then I am strong.

-2 Corinthians 12:9-10

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Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable- if anything is excellent or praiseworthy- think about such things. Whatever you have learned or recieved or heard from me, or seen in me- put into practice. And the God of peace will be with you.

-Philippians 4:8-9

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Not only so, but we also rejoice in our sufferings, because we know that suffering produces perseverence; perseverence, character; and character, hope. And hope does not disappoint us, because God has poured out His love into our hearts by the Holy Spirit, whom He has given us.

-Romans 5:3-5

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We died to sin; how can we live in it any longer? or don't you know that all of us who were baptized into Christ Jesus were baptized into His death? We were therefore buried with Him through baptism into death in order that just as Christ was raised from the dead through the glory of the Father, we too may live a new life. If we have been united with him like this in His death we will certainly also be united with Him in His resurrection. For we know that our old self was crucified with him so that the body of sin might be done awawy with, that we shold no longer be slaves to sin.

-Romans 6:2-6

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Do not offer the parts of your body to sin, as instruments of wickedness, but rather offer yourselves to God, as those who have been brought from death to life; and offer the parts of your body to Him as instruments of righteousness. For sin shall not be your master, for you are not under law, but under grace.

-Romans 6:13-14

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Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus, because through Christ Jesus the law of the Spirit of life set me free from the law of sin and death. For what the law was powerless to do in that it was weakened by the sinful nature, God did by sending us his own Son in the likeness of sinful man to be a sin offering.

-Romans 8:1-3

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You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgement on someone else, for at whatever point you judge the other, you are condemning yourself, because you who pass judgement do the same things. Now we know that God's judgement against those who do such things is based on truth. So when you, a mere man, pass judgement on them and yet do the same things, do you think you will escape God's judgement?

-Romans 2:1-3

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I consider that our present sufferings are not worth comparing with the glory that will be revealed to us.

-Romans 8:18

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It does not, therefore, depend on man's desire or effort, but on God's mercy.

-Romans 9:16

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But who are you, O man, to talk back to God? Shall what is formed say to him who formed it, "Why did you make me like this?" Does not the potter have the right to make out of the same lump of clay some pottery for noble purposese and some for common use?

-Romans 9:20-21

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"By myself I can do nothing. I judge only as I hear, and my judgement is just, for I seek not to please myself, but Him who sent me."

-John 5:30

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Whoever finds his life will lose it, and whoever loses his life for my sake will find it.

-Matthew 10:37-39

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Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly as you teach and admonish one another with all wisdom, and as you sing psalms, hymns and spiritual songs with gratitude in your hearts to God. And whatever you do whether in word or deed, do it all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through him.

-Colossians 3:16-17

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God is just, He will pay back trouble to those who trouble you.

-2 Thessalonions 1:6

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Lord, who may dwell in Your sanctuary? Who may live on Your holy hill? He whose walk is blameless and who does what is righteous, who speaks the truth from his heart, and has no slander on his tongue, who does his neighbor no wrong, and casts no slur on his fellowman, who despises a vile man but honors those who fear the Lord, who keeps his oath even when it hurts, who lends his money without usury, and does not accept a bribe against the innocent. He who does these things will never be shaken.

-Psalm 15

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I am still confident of this; I will see the fondness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait for the Lord; be strong and take heed and wait for the Lord.

-Psalm 27:13-14

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I remember my affliction and my wandering, the bitterness and the gall. I well remember them, and my soul is downcast within me. Yet this I call to mind, and therefore have hope: Because of the Lord's great love we are not consumed, for his compassions never fail. They are new every morning; great is Your faithfulness. I say to myself, "The Lord is my portion; therefore I will wait for him."

-Lamentations 3:19-24

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Consequently, just as the result of one trespass was condemnation for all men, so also the result of one act of righteousness was justification that brings life for all men. For just as through the disobedience of the one man the many were made sinners, so also through the obedience of the one man the many will be made righteous.

-Romans 5:18-19

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For if, when we were God's enemies, we were reconciled to him through the death of his Son, how much more, having been reconciled, shall we be saved through His life!

-Romans 5:10

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